Jul 1, 2017
In honor of the fourth of July we take 40 minutes to write the most
patriotic erotica we can muster from your suggestions. I don't want
to ruin any tasty smash-up surprises but we've got some Muppets and
sitcom stars. But in addition to this very NSFW slash fiction about
our founding fathers drilling TV stars we dig into all of the most
important unwritten rules of the 4th of July like:
The rules for Wet Bathing Suits.
Nick hates fireworks. NICK REALLY HATES WATCHING FIREWORKS.
How to have the ultimo fourth of July Experience Dig these hot tips.
"If you want to get in my can, lid's open, guy. No skin off my ass either way." -Oscar the Grouch