Dec 17, 2017
*Whispers in your ear*
Put on your silk robes, light a fire in the fireplace and pour your favorite libation. It's time to get erotic with some of your favorite Christmas characters of all time in some handcrafted, artisanal TTA Erotica. All your favorites are here and they're doing it: Ernest, Frosty the Snowman, Bruno Mars, Guy Fieri & Michael Keaton from Jack Frost (he's your favorite, right?). It may be cold outside, but they're all hot and ready for Santa to walk in on them and Santa be all like, "Ho. Ho No!" But then maybe Santa gets a little frisky too because big boys need some love also.
Bonus: We celebrate Die Hard's inclusion in the Nation Film Registry along with lesser films! Why Die Hard with a Vengeance is actually a better Christmas Movie than Die Hard! What mama Fratelli screams when she wants it!
Also we used a song by this guy:
Carnivale Intrigue Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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